Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like
bananas.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a
democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
When a
clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
A
calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and
'taint mine.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
He had a
photographic memory which was never developed.
When you've
seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
If you jump
off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine .
When she
saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the
agony of de feet.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
tips
Time flies like an arrow; fruit
flies like bananas. (FLIES
THAT ARE ON MATURE FRUIT)
A backward poet writes inverse. IN VERSE
vs in verse
In a democracy it's your
vote that counts; in feudalism,
it's your Count that votes.
When a clock is hungry it goes back
four seconds. (FOR 2ND PORTION OF FOOD)
A calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted:
'Taint yours, and 'taint mine. TAINT..IT AINT.. IT ISN'T.( THE
MONEY ISNT YOURS OR MINE TO KEEP
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory
which was never developed. (YOU
USED TO DEVELOP PHOTOGRAPHS BEFORE DIGITAL CAM)
When you've seen one shopping
center you've seen a mall. /ÉM ALL
... THEM ALL)
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you
are in Seine . (IN SEINE VS
INSANE)
When she saw her first strands of
gray hair, she thought she'd dye. (DYE YOUR HAIR VS
DIE OF EMBARASSMENT)
French marathon runners with
bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet (. THE FEET VS DEFEAT
)
A bicycle can't stand alone;
it is two tired. - (IT HAS 2 TYRES)
